🥚 HumptyRoll – The Eggflation Dice Game
Roll. Win. Crack the Treasury.
🥚 HumptyRoll – The Eggflation Dice Game
HumptyRoll is a fast-paced Web3 dice game built on Solana and powered by the $EGG memecoin. It's fun, degen, and directly tied to the real-world cost of eggs through the Eggflation Index (EFI) — giving your rolls real-world yolk.
But this isn't just any dice game…
🤖 You're rolling against Humpty, our sarcastic, trash-talking AI dice host. He doesn't like losing — but if you roll 60 or higher, you'll double your $EGG (minus a small 2% fee to charity). Every win is automatically shared live in our Telegram community for full transparency and hype.
🐔 Roll for a Cause
🧡 Every game you play helps fund real chicken donations through World Vision.
We take a 2% fee from every winning roll and add it to the Humpty treasury — which we use each month to buy chickens for families in need.
✅ We post monthly donation receipts publicly to prove we're not yolking.
✅ You degen. We donate. Everyone wins.
💸 Why Play?
🎲 Roll 60+ and double your $EGG
🔥 All wins get shared in our Telegram to flex your luck
🧠 Face off against an AI host who lives to roast
🥚 Minimum bet changes based on real-world egg inflation (EFI)
🐣 2% from every win helps buy chickens for real families
So when you play HumptyRoll…
You're not just gambling.
You're not just stacking $EGG.
You're cracking for a cause 🥚❤️
🎲 How to Play:
- Stake your $EGG tokens
- You choose how much to bet
- But your minimum bet = EFI × 100
- Example: If EFI = 2.14 → min stake = 214 $EGG
- Roll the dice (1–100)
- If you roll 60 or higher, you WIN 2× your stake
- If you roll below 60, you lose your stake
Payouts:
- Winners receive 98% of the 2× pot
- The remaining 2% goes to the treasury
🧠 What's the EFI?
The Eggflation Index tracks global egg price inflation. It updates monthly and reflects the current average cost of eggs around the world.
By tying your minimum stake to EFI, HumptyRoll makes eggflation fun — the higher the price of eggs in real life, the more you need to roll like a degen.
💰 Example Roll:
- You stake 500 $EGG
- You roll a 77 → You WIN!
- You receive 980 $EGG (2× – 2%)
- 20 $EGG goes to the treasury for future donation
🐣 Why It's Special:
- Backed by a real treasury
- Linked to real-world egg inflation via EFI
- 2% of every win supports chicken donations through World Vision
- Rolls are broadcast live in Discord/Telegram with roast quotes from Humpty
🛒 Coming Soon:
- Dicing Bag NFTs → Become a host & earn the house cut
- Leaderboards & top roller rewards
- Live EFI Tracker in-game
✅ Ready to Roll?
- Connect your Phantom wallet
- Buy or hold $EGG tokens
- Place your bet (min = EFI × 100)
- Roll 1–100 — hit 60+ to win!
EFI Explained
What is EFI?
The Egg Price Fluctuation Index (EFI) is our proprietary metric that quantifies the economic impact of egg price volatility on global markets. It combines price data with cost of living metrics to create a comprehensive measure that highlights economic pressures on food security worldwide.
A high EFI score in a region indicates critical issues such as supply shortages, inflationary pressures, or agricultural disruptions, particularly affecting vulnerable households who spend a higher percentage of income on food.
Why Eggs Matter
Eggs represent a perfect economic indicator because they are:
- A universal food staple across cultures
- Sensitive to supply chain disruptions
- Affected by feed costs, which track agricultural markets
- Responsive to energy prices via production and transport costs
- A protein source that becomes unaffordable when prices spike
Our EFI index tracks these factors across 126 countries, providing real-time insights into global food security and economic health.
The Eggflation AI Agent
Our AI Agent uses advanced algorithms to analyze global egg price data, identifying patterns and predicting trends before they impact markets. The system processes:
By integrating with our memecoin ecosystem, the AI Agent generates actionable intelligence that drives our charitable initiatives, focusing resources where they're needed most.
How Our Memecoin Relates and Supports World Vision
Our Memecoin Token, a cryptocurrency inspired by the viral eggflation trend, uses humor and community power to tackle real-world food insecurity. We partner with World Vision, a global humanitarian organization, to make a difference:
Raising Awareness
Our memecoin community spreads the word about eggflation's impact, using EFI data to highlight the crisis.
Funding Sustainable Agriculture
A portion of our token transactions supports World Vision's projects, like providing chickens to families in Somalia for egg production and income.
Economic Empowerment
We contribute to VisionFund's microloans, helping families build financial stability during eggflation price spikes.
Emergency Relief
Token-driven donations support World Vision's crisis response, aiding communities facing food shortages.
By holding or trading Our Memecoin Token, you join a fun movement that fights eggflation's effects, supporting World Vision to ensure kids worldwide get the nutrition they need.
EFI Severity Tiers
Our EFI Severity Tiers categorize the impact of eggflation based on precise data analysis. These classifications guide our resource allocation and intervention strategies, ensuring we prioritize the most affected regions:
How We Calculate EFI
The Egg Price Fluctuation Index combines three weighted factors to create a comprehensive measure:
EFI ≈ w1 × (EggPrice / AvgEggPrice) + w2 × (COLIndex / AvgCOLIndex) + w3 × (AvgSalary / AvgCOLIndex)
Where w1 = 0.5, w2 = 0.3, w3 = 0.2
How a country's egg prices compare to the global average
How the local cost of living affects affordability
How average income affects purchasing power
| EFI Value | Severity | Indicator | Response Level |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0-1.5 | Stable | 🟢 | 0.75x (Monitoring) |
| 1.5-3.0 | Moderate | 🟡 | 1.0x (Active) |
| 3.0+ | Severe | 🔴 | 1.5x to 3.0x (Critical) |
Example Analyses:
Japan (EFI = 1.84)
With a Cost of Living index of 90 (29% above global average), even Japan's modest egg prices create moderate eggflation pressure. The high COL component drives its Moderate EFI classification despite economic strength.
Switzerland (EFI = 3.48)
Switzerland has the highest egg prices globally at $6.99/dozen, combined with Europe's highest cost of living. This creates severe eggflation pressure despite high average incomes.
India (EFI = 1.31)
With a Cost of Living index of 30 (57% below global average), India maintains stable egg affordability despite recent price increases. The low COL creates a buffer against inflationary pressures.
Data sources: Egg prices from Numbeo, Cost of Living indices from Numbeo Rankings.
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